4th of July Corollary

4 Jul

My blog is apparently on England time. I’m going to imagine it speaking to me in British from now on.

“You’re not pousting thaaaat, are you?”

“Listen here, English blog. I’m the boss of you and I’ll post what I like. You can think of me as your feudal lord, if that makes it easier.”

“Oh, we’ve got jokes, have we?  We invented those, you know.”

“Invented, schminvented. You know what WE invented? Guerilla warfare. Revolutionary War? Maybe you’ve heard of it?”

“Don’t be such a cunt.”

“That’s a really bad word here, just so you know.”

 

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